SO i was reading some funny texts today and thought of this.
(here are what i was reading http://www.distractify2.com/fun/funnies ... ect-fails/ )

I was literally laughing so hard i spat mtn dew.

texting by its very nature its hard to tell what a person is inflecting in what they say. why not purposely screw up words then make a joke about how bad auto correct is?

send a HB a text like "so i wanted to take you out for a beard." when you mean beer, play it off and be funny.
or something like "i cant believe my penis just exploded in my pocket" and make be funny when you explain it be like NO no my pen is exploded in my pocket. Its like negging yourself but not. It puts her at ease a bit thinking you can capitalize on mistakes with humor. Obviously what you type must be appropriate to what she has said recently.

I have done this in the past with some success. It was a fun way to induce sexual conversation to build a bit of desire before a date. It paid off later as well. she brought it up and i played it off on a cheap phone, or bad reception. or voice to text feeling naughty etc... either way it has worked.

Give it a try if you like.

Haha I like this.

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Used to do this with my ex, the best is when you can chain multiple ones together. So off the top of my head something like "hey have you tried that new cock?" "damn auto-correct!! I meant coke! Why does my bone always do this!"............"PHONE**** DAMNIT"
Maybe not as blatant as that but stuff like that haha.

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