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Her: Did you take a nude picture of yourself?
Me: You'd like that wouldn't you
Her: Lmfao oh shush
Me: Maybe if you ask nicely
Her: Yaaaaa okaaayy hahaha. What were you even trying to show me last night?
We were talking about meditation and how it works better if you're naked
Me: Hey, you're the one who started begging for a d1ck pic haha
I didn't send her any pictures
Her: LOL I definitely didn't!
Me: Uh oh... Well if you find a picture of what looks like a forearm on your phone just delete it
Her: Hahahahaha oh god I know you didn't send me d1ck pics
I haven't responded yet and I'm not sure if I should keep going with the d1ck pic joke. I was thinking something in the general direction of "No, just a picture of my meditation technique, but it's basically the same thing haha"
Good job so far!
I'd definitely keep up the d*k pic banter, but make her wait for the real thing. Send her a picture of a cucumber with a note saying "bet you're green with envy" or something. If she likes that, send her a pic of you with a sock on your d*k, saying "It only comes off if you sing the strip tease song and put a dollar in my g-string." And so on...