Here's what happened. I went out on Saturday night to get a few beers with a friend of mine. He's a cool dude and he knows how to handle the ladies. His two idiot friends were there too.

We were sitting outside in a sort of beer garden with long tables. Two girls sat at the end of our table. I got talking to them. The one next to me was really cute and I chatted her up. The other one was ok, but a bit on the heavy side. Not my cup of tea, but what can you do? It turned out they were friends and knew each other from work.

To make a long story short, the one I was talking to ended up leaning against me (she said it was cold) and putting her head on my shoulder. But she had been complaining of a headache since she got there and eventually she decided to bail out. I got her number and we promised to meet again. It was a pretty solid result, as far as I'm concerned.

Her friend stuck around and we went to another bar in town. I said to myself that I would charm her a bit to make her say nice things about me to the other one. Let's just say it worked too well. After a few more beers she threw herself at me. I wasn't really into her, but I was pretty drunk so I just went with it. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, etc.

While she was pressed up against me in the corner of the smoking area, I took her hand off the small of my back and placed it on my crotch. She undid my belt, slipped her hand into my pants, and jacked me off in my jocks. She did all this in front of her SPAM (a hot Argentinian) who had joined us later. I told her we were going to go to her place and fuck the shit out of each other, but she told me she had to get up early to catch a train. Whatever, I didn't care. I was only going through the motions anyway. She made me take her number before she left.

So now the question: how can I fuck her friend? Do you think the other girl will tell her what happened? Will she think I'm a dickhead if I don't call the girl who jacked me off?

Fuck my life, right?

It's a good problem to have, but as long as the heavier girl is not butt-ugly and she is at least an HB6, I wouldn't worry about it too much.

Girlfriends lie to each other all the time, so even if the fatty does tell the hot one what happened, the hot one may think she is embellishing the story. A bit of healthy jealousy is good anyway, because it will increase your pre-selection / social proof and show that you're experienced. Remember that women don't necessarily want monogamy from a guy they are thinking about fucking. It's better that she thinks of you as a wild partying player than an infatuated loser with one-itis. Guys look for loyalty in women above all else, whereas girls look for confidence in guys (loyalty is much less important, hence why they stay with their "badboys" even when they get cheated on.

Just make sure that you're ambiguous about what happened and just say something like "yeah that night was pretty wild" and imply you were just having fun partying, nothing serious. She's not your girlfriend, so it's none of her business what wild fun you got up to after she left. Never make excuses or apologise to a woman, especially one you haven't f-closed, or it makes you look weak. If you meet them both again, be nice to the fatty, but be clear that it is the hotter one you're interested in. If they both seem DTF, then try and get a threesome vibe going