I know this is not a solid number, but I've had a dry spell and figure it's worth trying to the bitter end.
I was diggin this cute girl the whole semester. Never really got a chance to talk to her. Never really gave me eyes or anything but I thought she was attractive. The end of the semester comes around and I decided, what the hell I'll ask her out. I get her number after the final exam.
She protests, "but I don't even know you *big smile*" I say, "So what. We'll hang out and see where it goes."
I texted her about 2 hours later
"Who was the hot guy you were talking to?

"
she responds
"haha"
Now we're on spring break. 5 days later (today) I text her in reference to our grades
"you got an NR missy" (NR is failing) no response.
I assumed the text didn't go through due to shitty reception (my house has shitty reception, unlike at school).
8 hours later I text her
"I need a helicopter."
She responds
"Can you please stop sending me random texts? its really annoying"
This is the prudest girl I've ever dealt with so far. I'm 90% sure I'm the first guy who has ever asked her out (she's an asian, and a HB6 maybe). In an ideal world I would simply NEXT her. But does anyone have any ideas? school starts up in 5 days. I guess I could do a hailmary and invite her to hang out with me and my friends in a week.
I'm also tempted to text "is this [her name]?" there's a small possibility I got the wrong number?
Or I could text "kk, I'll start sending you a geometric series. That's anything but random

how's break?"
or "it's called flirting. You should try it sometime.

"
or "I'm trying to get to know you ^_^ what's your favorite color?"
or "oh no I don't want to be annoying. What do you study? ^_^"