Decided to give this girl that I didn't talk to since September a text. She gave me her number while piss drunk and probably does not remember me personally, as she flaked me the next morning.

Me: Hai

Her: Who's this?

Me: Will you marry me?

Her: Who is this?

Me: The guy your mother warned you about :3

Her: Fuck off

Me: ;o sassy

Me: I have no clue who you are or how u got in my contacts. Have a nice day!

Her: Lmao okay

Me: Will you be my new friend?

Her: Lol sure

Me: Yay! We're gunna be besties 4 life!

Her: Sureee

Lel, what do I do from here, just be all like "hey new best friend let's go to the mall and pick up some ice cream!"

This is a really odd conversation. I'd send her a link to my Facebook page, so she could see who I was. I have mine set up to build comfort and attraction and basically do the work for me.

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Chris
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