7 July
ME: Hey XXX it's XXX, was good to meet you the other night. Are you still up for learning about that fast life of cars, guns and marking maths books? (A reference to the fact that I told her I was a teacher but we're both from a fairly ghetto area, so I fooled around and told her I was a gangster)
8 July
HER: Hey sorry thought I replied to this of course ahaha how are you?
ME: Yeah I'm good, just come in from watching the footy...Mad result!
HER: I knoww! [sic] I knew they wouldn't win though!
ME: Yeah standard. I've wanted the Germans to win from the start tbh. Thought they deserved the last one.
HER: Oh no I wanted Brazil too! [sic]
ME:
ME: So how was your night in the end?
HER: Good thanks, how come you left early?
ME: We'd been there from 10pm, just had enough.
HER: Oh yeah I would of aha we stayed til the end, you going XXX this Saturday?
ME: Not sure ya know, busy week ahead. Where is it?
HER: Oh alright and XXXX it's a daytime thing!
ME: Ah. Prob not then. Sounds good though. Going to Ibiza in a few weeks tho.
HER: Oh and omg I'm so jealous!
ME: Come! lainface:
HER: Aha! I wish
ME: Friend's 30th...having a huge villa and party, I'm inviting everyone lol. U been b4?
HER: So jealous and nope went Magaluf last summer!
ME: Ah, I know what that's like. Saw that video online. (A reference to a girl giving multiple fellatio in Magaluf)
HER: Omg stop we saw nothing like that when we were there lool!
ME: Yeah yeah.
9 July
ME: U watching the match? Kinda boring compared to last night right?
HER: Yeah leaving now though so hopefully it don't get too interesting lol
ME: It's dead, leave.
HER: I did aha
ME: Were you watching at a bar in Gunchester? (A name referring to the gun crime in that city)
HER: No, I was in XXXX left a while ago
ME: Ah I see, which one? I ain't rly seen no good bars round ere, just proper Irish drunken haunts :ROFL:
ME: With the classic pregnant barmaid. Shout outs to my Irish bros though.
HER: I'm Irish, so I was in one off [sic] them thank you.
ME: One of the pregnant barmaids? :ROFL:
ME: That was a joke btw, I remembered you were Irish, hence.
11 July @3:41am
HER: Lool ok!
CHAT
