I just wanted to share a couple of crazy LMR stories that I still find interesting.
I was with some friends and we were all out sarging. One of them had a female friend (I'll call Stacy) he had fucked before, and she joined us. I decided I would game her, just for the fun of it. We were talking in a circle, and the conversation started going downhill, so I said to her, "Did you know that 93% of women sing in the shower, and the other 7% masturbate?...You know what they sing?" She says, "No." and I respond with, "Oh, you're in the 7%". Then I smiled and walked off to the bar to open up some sets. I got to know a few people.
A few hours later, we went across to another restaurant and there was a long line for the women's bathroom. The women in line were in the previous sets and remembered me, so I was negging them about how they didn't have a penis to use the men's bathroom. Stacy followed me into the men's bathroom and I guarded the door while she went. We were drinking a lot of beer. I kept negging her and kino escalating until she was putty. I told the guys I was going to stay the night with her, and we left.
I had no condoms, so we walked to a gas station to pick some up. Back a her place, she just took off all her clothes which kinda ticked me off. I like to work for it a little! Then we climbed into bed and started having sex. You would think that would be the end...but after about 30 minutes, she stopped me. She reached over and grabbed a photo of her daughter at the side of the bed and shook it at me, saying "This is my daughter!" Then she ranted for about 5 minutes as I was flooded with "what the fuck" emotions, that I suppressed by chanting in my head, "LMR...LMR...LMR..." When she was done with her tirade, she laid down next to me and I told her that I understood. Then I started kino escalation again, until we were back at it.
The next woman I'll call "Becky". We had already had 3 major dates, and I was on the verge of LJBFing her because her BT was too high. We finally got a chance to go out and let loose, so I was thinking that I would make a move and see how it went. It was 2 a.m. by the time we were done, and my drunk buddy demanded that we go to Denny's because he was hungry. He's not the kinda guy that you can reason with when he's in that state of mind, so we ended up getting back at around 3:30. I had talked up sex a lot during the night, so she knew what was up. I gave her an out though, but she needed to be honest about what she wanted. She didn't take the "out".
I started off by making out, and then immediately got her to squirt. That wasn't the plan, but it did get her pants off
I got on top and after a few strokes, she started with the LMR. I rolled her over on her belly and started massaging her, as I slowly moved in from behind. After a few strokes, I got more LMR. I laid on my back, and she started giving me head. Then she says, "You want me on top, don't you?" I said, "Sure." so she got on top. After about 10 strokes, she said, "This is too soon." and she started to get off of me. I said, "No it's not, get back on." and I grabbed her hips and kept thrusting. She kept trying to get off of me, so I let her and then I rolled on top of her. She said, "You've got 10 seconds, and then I'm kicking you off." I blew my load after about 3 seconds.
I talked to her about it later, and she was arguing in her head about it. The sex has been good, following the first LMR craziness. I just don't get how they can stop cold turkey in the middle of it all. Maybe it's the alcohol.
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