so the other night i came up with a new kiss close/routine
its not really suited for a 'first kiss' close, but if your fooling around with a girl in bed or somewhere dark it works good.
It goes along the lines of this, but feel free to spin it to whichever way you think would suit best.
"So i heard (or read) somewhere that humans, in the dark, can instinctively find another persons lips, even if both their eyes are closed. Its like we have a sense to locate the exact position of them in the dark."
then she'll be like "oh yea?" or "lets try it and see" etc. (I noticed her response was highly interested and she seemed really intrigued to try it)
so then both close your eyes, (the girl i did it on tried hiding from me the bitch haha) but thats the whole fun of it. I missed and got her on the cheek, but its not really supposed to work i guess, its more fun seeing what interesting place you might pin your kiss! kinda like the kids game pin the tail on the donkey
If you miss you can then be like "You cheated!" or "Screw it, im gonna cheat" then grab her and just kiss her normally!
I then proceeded to make sweet love to her!
So let me know what you think or feel free to field test it and report back on how it went for you!
Happy sarging!