I know now that zanex and booze do not, let me repeat, DO NOT mix!

so last night was my first experience in a bar. I am 19 and i used my brother's ID (It was even punched and vertical, which in washington usually means its worth SHIT) But, it worked wonderfully anyway. i would say the bar we chose was one of the coolest spots ever, SETS SETS SETS.

In my eagerness to try my new found hobby of gaming girls, i immediately went to the bar to buy a beer. there was a 2 set to my right and while waiting i decided to engage. on of the HB was an 8 (for reasons explained later) and the other was what i like to call an HSTBIFAF 4 this is my lingo for HOLY SHIT THIS BITCH IS FAT AS FUCK to the 4th extent. as i was super high on zanex and slightly buzzing from beer from an earlier bar i was very relaxed and completely did not give a shit whether i would succeed or not in picking up a girl. lets just say i drank about 6 beers total last night and i cannot for the life of me remember almost anything about the night except this first interaction. Here is how the first convo went.

ME: jesus do i gotta suck this guys dick to get a beer? i see you both have beer, is that the favor you gave him?
HB8: hahahaha ya thats it.
ME: well do you think maybe you could run me a huge favor?
BOTH: (laughing hysterically)
ME: blah fucking blah fucking blah blah blah
HB:8 blah biggity blah blah

(subject comes to our ages, as i was only 19 and these girls were obviously at LEAST 26)
HB8: well how old are you?
ME: just turned 16, you?
HB8:hahahaha really how old?
ME:OK OK im 19.
HB8: seriously how old are you
ME: ya im not gonna tel you until you tell me how old you are.
ME: Hypothetically say im 23, how much older would you be?
HB8: uhh (nervous laughter) ten years.
( I pretend im about to walk away laughing )
HB8: haha oh shut up
ME: hahaha so you probably have like six kids and shit huh?
HB8: 2 actually one 14 the other
ME: MILF
(My zanex started kicking in even harder so from here dont remember much except then she leaned away to talk to her friend and i whispered in her ear)
ME: would you like to kiss me?
HB8: (Turns back around)
I immediately kiss her and from there i dont really remember shit, but when i woke up i realize what had occured and was kind of frightened to see a text message from her sayin she works right near i live and she would love to come over sometime.

Let me recap. this chick is 33 possibly older whether or not she lied, im 19, she has 2 kids one of which is like 5 years younger than i, she may even be married as i never had found out. but for an older chick she was actually pretty fucking sexy. what the hell should i do AND how do i got about doing it? lemme know.

haha I don't have any advice on that I just had to say that's pretty tight man

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REALLY???? 40 people have seen and only ONE reply?????? come on people i need some serious help on this one

Hit it? i dont see a problem here at all, experience is golden...

milfs tend to give it up easier just because they already have kids. i don't know why but that's how it goes...

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Love John

"The cure for one-itis, PUAs like to say, is to go out and have sex with a dozen other girls- and then see if this flower is still so special." Style

Fist of all your lingo cracks me up lol

But, yea, dude I would totally roll off if I were u.

There are alot more HB's out there who dont have kids

Lemme know how it goes though
Sarge on

Nino

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COMON ANY REPLIES WILL DO!!!! 75 views!!!

dude just go with the flow. If you end up laying her think of the bragging rights you'll have on your friends

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UPDATE!

thanks for the advice boys i went ahead with it and i regret NOTHING! fuck she was good in bed. the only bad thing was that i told her i was only 19 which freaked her out i think but oh well it was worth it i guess.

Hahaha. Yeah.

Nothing against older women, bro.

I'm 19, my girlfriend's 25, I've k-closed I don't know how many 30-40s... haha. And f-closed a good amount too.

Easy game especially if you're good looking and funny. Older women don't care too much about being ALPHA (dominant) which is the hardest part of being a real PUA imo, since they know you're younger they don't expect you to be super dominant. They just want fun company and good dick.

lol lovin that shit. since it was my first time in a bar i think it went pretty alright but next time im gonna try for a girl closer to my age so there isnt the problem of her finding out i am only 5 years older than her daughter. she texted me today and said she felt it was really wrong and sorry to say but its not gonna happen again. lol

Sweet dude, at least you got some before she found out. and you did tell her you was 19. me and my mate have a tern for a fat girl. BFF. means Big Fat Friend, listen to the song by stephen lynch, of the same title. its funny and sooo true.

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