This is how I talk with a girl in the day 2 stage... usually i'm slightly more cocky. I always like to be funny with a little sexual innuendo thrown in... tell me what you think:
She's Croatian (I have a thing for eastern european women, plus there's a lot in my social circle)... I'm British. Morning after halloween... met her a few weeks ago, #-closed, insta date, didn't do more.
Me: Muhahahahahaha
Her: I'm glad you find it funny;) miss you!
Me: That was supposed to be scary. :/ I was too busy scaring people to scare you lastnight.
Her: Uuuhhh sorry bro, u r not scary to me:)))
Me: When you say 'bro' it scares me. Especially with the transylvanian accent.
Her: Fuck off you tit!!!
Me: 1 sec, Fucking off....
Her: Nice try hun, u can't make me lose my composure:) bra
Me: Why so serious?
Her: Naaah just playing with you, go to sleep now!!! TTYL
Me: That was supposed to be scary too. How can I hit your scary spot, so to speak?
Her: You can't my dear you should know that by now;)
Me: I guess people from Transylvania are just hard to scare.
Her: Oh no you didn't!!!!!! Next time you see me make sure you get across the street before I see you!!! Or even worse I will call the queen of England and inform her that you've failed to be a gentleman!!!!!!!! No more tea time for you my dear! You have officialy lost this prevelage!!!
Her: Ha I win!!!
Me: You lost your composure, I win
And shouldn't everyone be proud of their cultural heritage?
Her: Don't forget......get across the street!!!
Me: Just don't bite me!
Her: Grrrrrrrr!!!!!!
Me: I have to go to sleep now... you can bite me now.
Her: Sweet dreams!!!
CHAT
