Another good one I used.

There was a girl (#1) was constantly being hit on. Like every 20 minutes A new guy comes in so this is what I did. She was with a girlfriend (#2)

Me: You know why you suck?
#1: (Suprised) Why?!
Me: Well first of all you let your girlfriend stand there for half an hour alone while you were talking to this guy. And seconds your face is way to wide for this hairstyle. ( She had a ponytail to the side). Yo need to do it different. Thats all.. Just wanted to give you some advice.

Then I smiled to her and her girlfriend. Leaving the 2 in shock because they thought they were the hottest of the club. ( which they were) and couldnt believe that somebody would criticize her.

1 or 2 seconds later she pulls me back. Telling me she didnt leave her girlfriend alone and what i would like her hair to be. She changed it and we took a picture. I said i wanted one with the better looking you.


I later saw her in another club and she walked up to me.. We talked and almost got a date untill my buddy screwed it up by calling them bitches in front of them. So they left. I do got her number and i am going to talk to her about what happend.

So i just wanted to share this "You know why you suck thing" I do think you need to emphasize they you are trying to imrpove her/ make her look better. And not just insulting her.

Interesting

I like it, and it sounds like it worked for you, at least this time. My only issue with it is that you would have had to been watching them for 30 mins to know that she left her for that long.(or did you just tell her you saw her ditch her friend?)

Seems a little situational, which is good for you for coming up with it on the spot, I'm trying to think of a more generic way to incorporate this. I like it though. Will try this out, hopefully tomorrow.

That was pretty good!

Yeah that half an hour was just overreacting. It wasnt close to half an hour more like ten minutes. But I just tried to make her feel bad about it. But you can always come up with something. Let me know what you did and how it worked!

A good one that I have used in the past due to it's hidden neg conattations is

"did you get ready in a hurry before you came out?"

When they ask why (which they always do) just smile and say "have a good night ladies" and walk off. They will follow you to find out.

You can say that such and such a combination of clothes/hair/make up whatever don't go together.