Hey guys, I had a ton of luck with this last night. I was dining alone after a long and stressful day at work and I was feeling pretty pissy. Luckily I noticed how cute my waitress was (HB6. and it totally took my mind out of the slums and back in the game.

Although this opening only has very limited practicality and really only one time that you can use it I hope you can commit this to memory. It was the best line I have ever spouted out.

I ordered my meal and tried to use eye contact and body language to open her up with no luck. I think she was just too busy to notice.

Then she asked me a magic question

"would you like any soup or salad?"

my response

"depends, how super is it?"

Instant recognition and attraction. She kept coming back to my table whenever she had time (and sometimes when she clearly did not). It earned me not only the best table service I have ever received but her # as well.

It's all starting to come back... but the real lesson I learned was that if you want to attract people you need to stay positive and invite others into your positive place. A lot of the time that is what attraction is really all about.

I like it! I think cheesy puns can be very charming from time to time.

Thanks Jits! That'salad of good advice you got right there!

Yep it's the best one i could cook up. Now I just need to figure one out for when they ask if you want more bread at olive garden... that would really get me on a roll, no bun intended. Even if it fails at yeast you tried right? Anyway, i am happy to help you out with any food related pickup lines so think muffin of it.

Hahaha, you're a machine my friend