So last weekend i was at a club. I was with some friends and we sat down near the bar. As i was walking to the bar, my eye caught a group of girls. They were talking about How i met your mother. I ordered my drinks and one of the girls, lets say a HB7.5, was standing at the bar too. And that was the moment i remembered one of the scenes of barney. In the series Barney has a book, which contains all of his techniques and tactics to seduce woman. One of the techniques was "the lorenzo von matterhorn". i wanna see it search on youtube.
so this girl was standing next to me and i opened:

Me: *sigh* yeah, its me.
HB: do i know you?
Me: yes, I think you do..... wait, you really dont know who am i am do you?
HB: no
Me: what a refreshing change, *offering my hand*
HB: Stacey
Me: I'm Lorenzo von Matterhorn, spells like it sounds, two T's, Lorenzo...von Matterhorn.
HB: Waddup Barney!

From here on we got into a casual conversation. I took al little risk, but i got her number. When i left i said to her: I knew the lorenzo von matterhorn would work.
It was Legen...wait for it......dary

That was truly steak-sauce, my friend. Would you consider trying every tricks that Barney came up with?

good job! make sure you follow through with your number.

Love it, I actually bought Barney's Playbook which I definitely recommend for any PUA since the originality level is so high. Also these pick ups are great fun to do.

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Cheers mate

One of the best situational openers i've ever heard. Nicely done

Try the My Penis Grants Wishes and film it!

'Really? A genie comes out of it?'

'Only if you rub it hard enough!' *wink*

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I've meant to try that one for a while now...just keep forgetting about it while out and about. I'll update on how that went

Also, "Daddy's home!"

Daddy's home should be funny. Also try 'picking up a chick whilst talking like a little boy!'

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Lmao, I'm watching this episode right now and I'm laughing simultaneously at tgis thread.

Glad there are HIMYM watchers on here.