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| NoMoreMrNiceGuy | PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:27 pm | |
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Joined: Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:05 pm
Posts: 77 | | A few weeks ago I met a friend in a club. His best friend has a girlfriend, but he likes to play around in clubs when she is not with him.
It struck me how he was approaching one girl after another, and his friend told me that he has been succesful with some ridiculously aggressive opening lines.
Wonder what you think about these:
1:
Guy: Hey
Girl: Hi
Guy: I am the son of Tom Hanks
Girl: Yea right...
Guy: Want to bet for a blowjob?
2:
Guy: Do you mind if I take a picture of us?
Girl: Okay, go ahead
Guy (took picture): nice, the beauty and the beast
Girl: thanks
Guy: What do you mean? I am obviously the beauty
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| Vernon | PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:34 pm | |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:01 pm
Posts: 21 | | #1 will only work on a slut (which is awesome if it does), so make sure that you aren't wearing a shirt you really like because you may get a drink over your head
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| 0uch | PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:05 am | |
Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2010 8:36 pm
Posts: 1253 | | That is some RSD stuff! (they don't teach those specific openers)
What I mean by that is once your in "STAGE" you can do just about anything! And is freaking true.
I think my best was SNL within 10 minutes of meeting a girl. I wasn't even thinking. I just saw a hot girl next to me and pulled her against me. It was so freaking awesome.
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