Firstly I dont like canned openers non of them appeal to me but me and my friend made these ones. They do their job they open !

Opener 1
Hey do i look Chinese ? ( my friend is Chinese so its kind of ironic every girl he said it to burst out laughing)
"Ok cool because im actually a English guy dressing up as a Chinese guy for the night "

Opener 2
In England we have a saying when we see a coin on the floor and its what i have used to open and walk away and re open with .
"Find a penny pick it up all day have good luck" then leave
reopen "hey has it brought you any luck yet ?" if yes go into conversation about her good fortune .If no "you must be using it wrong then "


Opener 3
"Hey im zappo , Im just seeing how good your memory is , im going to test you on it later "walk away 10-30 minutes later
hey , remember me ?
yes " wow im actually impressed, what are you an elephant or something "
no " man is it safe for you to even leave the house , how do you remember your way home ! "



Opener 4
Ive used this with a wing because it actually happened
" hey im zappo................... I need your opinion on something "
"My friend crashed his car into the back of mine today , do you wreken i should sue him for damages ?"
yes / no either way introduce your friend and just go with it theirs alot to talk about !
"Hes the guy who doesnt know how to use a break ( its a dlv on his behalf but its an inside joke which are personally the best sort of jokes , also this allows dhving of having a car , you could even lie about what type you have)


As i stated these appeal to me , they do their job they open , they dont seem needy , their short , their funny and interesting , their random , they appear spontaneous.