Do this at the end of the night at a bar/club when people are drunk:

Don't say anything... just take out a condom, hold it out in front of you so the girl can see.... point at the condom and gesture her w/ your finger to come towards you. You gotta look cool when you do this though. If she comes she's probably a huge slut! Be like "looks like we're both on the same page" or "i think you already know what I want, so...." or the apocalypse opener or something.


90% chance of FAIL.... but who cares, I always get a laugh out of it nd it's a great practice for confidence booster. Seriously it takes some guts to do that and look all calm and natural. And you'll start to realize how funny and un-harmful a rejection actually is. Most girls will probably find it funny, maybe borderline creepy, but definitely ballsy and funny.


The first time I did it to a drunk HB8, IT WORKED! She ditched her friends and came back with me. But it failed continuously afterwards... lol

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Some people are like slinkys, not really good for anything but make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

haha...the gotta love the disposable opener. only enough magic for one usage

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have u ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?