Handling Issues

1.A girl who says “I have a boyfriend” is testing to
see if you’ll crumble at the sign of competition.
Ignore her and keep going

2.It doesn’t matter whether a girl has a boyfriend
or not- if she falls for your charms, she’ll leave
him on the curb

3.When she says “I have a boyfriend” you say
“Great that will give you something to do while
I’m not around”

4.Most guys are nervous on the phone for the first
few minutes- this makes her nervous too and
feel like it’s all “wrong”- be confident when you
call

5.Dance floor seduction: touch her waist, slooowly
move your hands up her hips, along her sides,
up her arms- and back down again

6.When you’re ready to kiss, command, “Would
you like to kiss me now” and pull her in. With
anything but a “no!” kiss her

7.Never lose the kiss again: if you go in for a kiss
and she turns her head, give her small kisses on
her neck back up to her lips

8.Don’t just get a number- get a date and a time to
call- so you never get the dreaded message
machine monster from ruining your day

9.You don’t have to settle for a number- have her
join you for an instant date right then and there
When the conversation stalls say “You know,
I’ve noticed something interesting about you.” It
will drive her crazy with curiosity

10.To dump a girl, find out what qualities she needs
in a relationship- honesty, sensitivity, and
playfulness. Then do the exact OPPOSITE

11.When a girl from the internet contacts you, don’t
reply back immediately- it looks needy. Wait a
day or two or three before answering

12.You know you’re pussy-whipped when you
become falsely agreeable- stand up for yourself
and what you believe in

13.Don’t pay for a girl if she doesn’t deserve it- but
don’t split a $3 bill 50/50 either- it makes you
look like a penny pincher

14.Never do something that you know is the wrong
thing to do or change your mind just to please a
woman. Don’t be a pushover to her whims

15.Meeting women is like exercising muscles.
You’re unlikely to lift 200 pounds the first time
you try- or get strong if you go only once a week

16.If you meet a group with guys, don’t ignore the
guys but befriend them. If they like you, they
may even help you hook up with their chicks

17.Over the phone, your voice is your only toolyour
voice is the one man show. Speak from the
chest with resonance and sexiness

18.The guys who hang out next to the dance floor
and just watch the women is “hawkers row”- the
dance floor is a distraction, turn away

19.If girls sit at a table use a false time constraintsay,
“I just have a minute, but I need a female
opinion…” and sit down. They’ll let you stay
If you meet a bisexual girl, don’t get jealous of
her female lovers- have her set up a threesome
for you. That’s what she wants too

20.Have a staring match to see who blinks first.
Make funny faces when she doesn't expect itthis
buys you some time to think of what to say
next

21.When you’re stuck with a bunch of her guy
friends say “dude”, “bro”, and “yo check this out,”
to make it clear you’re one of the boys

22.When a new girl comes into your group, ask “So
how does everyone know each other?” so you
don’t become the third wheel

23.If a conversation stalls, turn to the girls next to
you and talk. Because they saw you talking to
other chicks, they’ll want to talk too

24.Keep the conversational pace brisk, bam, bam,
bam- if the conversation gets slow, interrupt the
girls and launch into the next routine

25.Not every number is a success- some women
are flattered when asked for their number and
others feel too guilty to say “no”. Don’t sweat it

26.Even if you get her number, it doesn’t mean that
two days later when you DO call, she’ll be in the
same headspace- the moment’s fire is gone

27.Most of the phone numbers that men get may be
good for feeding their egos, but in reality are
worthless pieces of paper

28.Don’t talk to her for just five minutes and then
jump for the phone number thinking you’ll scorethe
game is quality, not quantity

29.Instead of getting a woman’s number, propose
an “instant date” right on the spot. After all, why
meet up later when you can go on a date RIGHT
NOW?

30.When you score an instant date you’re no longer
just “some guy she met at a bar” but rather you
become “a guy she’s been on a date with”

31.Couch the date as something you were going to
do ANYWAY- you ALREADY have a cool and
exciting life and you’re just inviting her along for
the ride

32.Feel free to call her later and change plans on
her- girls do this all the time to guys and it
makes it look like your life isn’t dependent on
hers

33.For online matches, always ask for her picture-
“a few extra pounds” sometimes means a 300
pound happy hippo!

34.If another guy moves in on your girl neutralize
him- “Dude, please take this girl off my hands,
she wants you dude… you’re so cool dude”

35.To get a girl from her friends say, “Hey, I have
the coolest thing I’ve just got to show you
this…but I can’t show her here”

36.Neutralize potential objections- tell her friends
“Your friend and I like each other. I’m going to
borrow her a few minutes. That’s cool with you
guys?”

37.A woman’s number doesn’t necessarily mean
much. The girl may have taken a liking to you,
and you came across as cool dude. But a
RANDOM dude nonetheless

38.When you get her number, call her right there in
front of her and have a conversation on the
phone- it’s silly and fun

39.Don’t wait 4 or 5 days to call a woman back- she
may lose the feelings of the moment. Call her
quick and strike while the iron is hot

40.If a woman is rude to you brush it off like you
didn’t hear it and keep gaming her. It may have
been just a test of your manliness

41.If a woman is late, wait 30 minutes and go. Tell
her later you’re so sorry you didn’t show up (she
wouldn’t know) and reschedule

42.If your date is being an outright rude biatch,
don’t get angry or upset but don’t be afraid to
walk away

43.If the date’s plans don’t work out, don’t worry
about it. Go with the flow and have fun in
whatever you’re doing

44.At an awkward silence, comment about the
SPAM. “You know, this place is so
relaxing, I love the way the light reflects off your
face…”

45.If she brings a girlfriend chaperone on a date
unannounced, tell her you have a date with HER
and walk away. She’ll ditch the chaperone fast

46.If you have too many girls and not enough time,
secretly invite them both on the same date- and
let them fight over who will win you

47.If a random dude interrupts the conversation, tell
him “Man, you’re cool dude, I like that shirt it’s
wild.” Then turn your back on him

48.If a girl gives you drama on a date, ignore it and
playfully tease her about it- women want a guy
who sees through their foolish games