So, it's summer and i see lot of ladies basking in the sun by the pool site in my apartment complex. I don't know a good opener for such occasion. Most of the ladies are there to tan and they have sunglasses on or have headphones to their ears. As you can see, sunglasses makes it hard for me to know if their eyes are open to see me approach or not. With headphones, how do u open?

Any openers will be appreciated.

Thanks

Sexy Shoe Opener by Solus:

Here's how it works.

Begin the approach at an angle so the girl can see you coming but make sure to pretend as though you are going to walk right past her. Just as your a few feet from her I stop dead in my tracks and engaging her with enthusiasm and a smile say, "Oh my god! I LOVE those shoes".

You want to come across as though you have just noticed her and this is totally spontaneous.

This has always elicited some form of positive reaction.

The rest may look something like:

Dr_Van_Nostrand: You know I shouldn't probably tell you this but...
(pause for tension)
Dr_Van_Nostrand: ...I once made love to a girl in shoes like those.
HB10: Really?
Dr_Van_Nostrand: Yeah, but I'd never do that again.
HB10: Why not?
Dr_Van_Nostrand: Well, the sex was fantastic but my feet were hurting for weeks after.

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