@Medazzaland
You bring up a lot of good points, but all of those could be avoided with the right frame.
Toss in little DHVs and pre-selection triggers in those lines and you should be gold. For example, I tried to game a hired gun at a clothing store:
She approaches and asked if she could help me while I'm looking at jeans.
Me: "Hmm... I don't know if you can help me... but maybe. My girlfriend and I just broke up and I'm trying to find my style. Which of these do you think look good?"
Basically, I disqualified her, but still asked for her help. Personally, the jeans she had me try on made me look like a cowboy, which I told her after I tried them on. We had a laugh about it, but I ejected from the store. She wasn't that hot and the jeans there were atrocious.
