What are the best opener(s) you've used ?

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Starting a thumb war with a HB10.
I dont know about best but it was funny.

[ Johnny B ]

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I know it's a canned one ect.

But by far "i gave 50 dollars to a homeless guy, my friends all think im crazy, i was just wondering what do you think?"



But my personal favroute would prabably had been having badges on my top and leting them figure out what it was shapped to (smiley face and heart) and the winner got a hug : )

"My best friend just died.... How long do you think I should wait before fucking his girlfriend?"

Maybe not the best one according to me, but it's hilarious watching the group's reactions.

LOOOL!!!!

anyway...

I approached 2 girls in a conversation in a club, put my hands on my chin and looked at them, they looked at me in a "WTF" way and I said: "It's OK continue, I'm just observing", and then they told me I'm amazing

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"StreetLight!! Stop seeing every problem in life like it's a chick you didn't hit on!"

Did you actually pull that one off? HAHAHA that's brilliant!

Funniest opener with the best reaction so far is also one that just doesn't seem to work on my country. In Berlin girls where going tits up when I asked them whether girls with breastimplants where sluts. Here in the Netherlands they are completely opinionless about it.

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Hi, I need your female opinion on this...

"hi, what's up"

"hi, im thom"

"hey, i think you're cute and wanted to meet you"

lol zentrode ... that one is hilarious lol here are a few of mine this one is gold to ! but after you told her that you should pretend giving her 50$ .
''do you watch friends ? ..awaiting her reaction : no i mean that television show''
let her put up a story and make her feel stupid after
'' hey i see you 2 girls here ... and im wondering... how long have you been together ? WHAT ?!!? you aren't lesbian well... where are the guys WTF is happening ?''
'' im seeing you sitting here and you look quitte bored, lets find a guy for you cmon -- >
if she doesn't comply reply with this : ''oh so your attracted to me ? ''

'' hey how much do you charge men ? oh you aren't a whore .. well you got me fooled - you certainly look like one.''
when a girl is calling: '' he's 10 minutes late DUMP HIM ! , oh so how long have you been waiting ? dump him !''
''can you reject me on the worse way possible, why ? because noone does !''
'' in society blond girls are generally considered dumb ... now i see you standing here and i thought you could be different - or at least i hope''
'' hey i see you girls standing here ... being nice .. good looking, and normally i would totally talk to you and dig you BUT i want to know one thing.. where is the toilet ?!?!?''
this one is gold :
'' do you know where the toilet is, can you show me the way '' if she complies you have isolated her.''
''hey my friend over there said guys only think about one thing... and that's fucking - now i don't agree with that, so im asking you girls ; what are your opinions.... yeah well im a man myself and could think what im thinking but im not like other guys - what im thinking ? ummmm fucking the shit out of you and your girlfriends .''

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this is brilliant stuff dude..

some I use:

M - Do you know why you suck?
F - Why?
M - You've been surrounded by your friends whole night and I couldn't get to know you! Who are you?

M - Oh my god! (you must really do this with a tone like you're really frightened or amazed)
F - ?! what?
M - haha! got you! so whats your name? ( haha and got you must be said playfullly

these will be good in a party setting:
remember this one starts when u walk in the door, look at a girl like a hunter looks at his prey , point at her and signal your finger to come towards u like shes done somethin bad (notice u already isolated her and made yourself luk very confident)

then try out one of these 2 when she comes:
great u came, me and my friends were having a discussion which one of my friends luks most retarded?.....introduce her to your group, continue disscusion (kino, palm reading etc), if u impress her tell her to introduce you to her group, this make u luk safer.....and more mysterious (oh shit did i tell u thts if she hasnt dragged u to her group yet to show them your palm reading/magic tricks etc)

or

I just made u come with one finger, if your good at the dance floor i'll make u come better with 2

Note: this will need guts as well as confidence, u need to make sure u luk serious and confident and SMILE (but not in a threatnin way)

this one is good for a mall setting

walk up to a girl in a set (not the one ur hittin on, you'll understand) and give her a stunned surprised look, and say
you:thank god, u know what, u just saved my life
her: ok?/ what...whatever her response is
you: my neices/sisters/cousins/.. birthday is in a week and i was looking for a perfect hairstyle, and you've got it, wow where did u get it from, trust me my (one of the listed above) was ganna kill me if i didnt get her the birthday present she wanted ....continue convo from there

NOTE: u put the centre of attention on the least attractive girl, once the girls see your personality, they'll fight for ur attention, includin the HB ur after.....make sure u neg her

Good luck guys

i used this on an ex and she swore it was that which caught her attention

You: Hey! Wanna get some pizza and fuck?
Her; (stunned) What?!
You: What? You don't like pizza?

I know its corny, but hey it worked. Just goes to show that its not what you say but how you say it.

try this in the gym - walk up to a set:

you: hey... quick question. do i look gay?
set: what? why? no? (something of that variation)
you: well, i was just in the bathroom/locker room/over there (wherever) and i swear this guy was hitting on me! I had to ask some cute girls to find out...

continue on however you choose

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lol good openers ! that gym opener is a good one - it's very hard to open and run game in the gym. anybody got good openers for the gym and for moving sets ?

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did this in one a club... gun fun and pretty weird...

"hi
im standing here and youre standing there"

Anywhere: "Hi"

At a party: "Hey, I'm Royalty... how do you know [party host]?"

At a karaoke bar: "Nice lungs, Fergie/Christina/whoever..."

Any girl wearing a team jersey: "Big Giants fan?" or "How can you wear that when they were just eliminated yesterday???" or "So are you a real Patriots fan or do you just think Tom Brady is cute? Come on... be honest!"

Honestly, it doesn't matter how you open... just that you a) do it and b) DHV, push/pull, and kino quickly afterward

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