rather a lot to be honest but here goes...



-are your feet sore? cause you've been running through my mind all day

-you go upto the girl and say "feel this". make her feel your shirt. "thats boyfriend material"

-Do you believe in love at first sight? or do you think i should walk past again?

-excuse me love have you got a bike pump? - apparently this one works well??

-get your index finger and get the attention of a girl who then walks towards you and say; "Now i've made you cum with my finger, think what the rest of me can do".

-Is that a bruise on your face.... because you must have fallen from heaven!

-Are you local? Are you single? Do you like me? good because i like you.

-male: how much does a polar bear weigh? Female: dont know. Male: i dont know either, but it broke the ice!

-Excuse me, what modeling agency do you work for?

-are you the parking ticket woman? as you have FINE written all over you!

-is there an airport near by?.... because my heart is taken off.

-is your dad a terroist?..... because baby your a bomb.

-I know milk does a body good, but DAMN! How much have you been drinking?

-are you free tonight or will it cost me?

-im a great swimmer can i demonstrate with breast stroke.

-What’s 2+2? ‘4′..so you’re smart and beautiful

-Your like Gillette, the best a man can get!

-i seem to have lost my number.... can i have yours so i can ring/text your phone to find out my number?

-have you been in the army before? because you can blow the hell outta me

-If you see a fit girl with her yucky friend, go up to the munter and say "do you like dancing?" her face will light up and say "yeah "
then you say "right then, go dance while i chat up your mate"

-hb walks past . . shout "you dropped something". she'll look about the floor confused, then look back at you...."my jaw"

-is it hot in here or is it just you?



enjoy.. sorry for the bad/predictable ones that everyones herd before, i shoved them in anyway lol