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Cocky & Funny Openers II
(she says Hey, I've seen you at __________ ) "Oh, so you were checking me out then?"
(If girl's been around a while) "Are you shy or something? Because I've been standing here for around ten minutes and you still haven't said Hi to me."
(blah blah) "Every time I go some place women get all shy around me, since I'm such a good-looking, sexy man...As you can see."
C&F openers with push/ pull:
"You're kinda CUTE…I think that you'll make a NICE new GIRLFRIEND! Hey WAIT…I need a girl who can cook…you can't?? OK, we're broken up… Actually wait, you DO smell good…very alluring…actually WAIT!! I'm allergic to that perfume…Oh man, we are SOOOO broken up!"
(In line at fast-food restaurant) "Damn…I-AM-SICK of this fast food…do you know how to cook?
No?? Ok we're broken up then, I'm going to find a woman who can cook…" (while she cracks up, talk to another chick, then come back) "OK, so you can't cook… well, what else do you have going for you??? Are you adventurous?"
"You look familiar…I know! You look like my FUTURE ex-girlfriend!" Then follow up with a push-pull routine about how she could never by your future ex girlfriend because…but maybe you'll change your mind because…etc…
Specific street openers:
"Hey, are you good at accepting compliments from complete strangers?" (yeah) "Sweet, me too. You go first, compliment me."
Go up to a girl, start walking next to her, and say "Have you ever walked with a more sexy man?" OR "Does it upset you to be walking with such a sexy man because nobody's looking at you and everyone's looking at me?"
"Look at this! When you woke up this morning did you ever think you'd be walking beside/ talking to such a HANDSOME man, right here on (X) street? Your day just got a lot better!"
(In rain, walk up next to her and put umbrella over both of you) "Here, have some coverage. Hey, I just saved your bad hair day from getting worse, you owe me! Give me your number."
(If she balks or gives attitude-odds are she won't give it to you so quickly-pull the umbrella away from her teasingly) "Aww look at you, getting all wet again! I've got the umbrella, I'm the one wearing the pants in this relationship! Be nice to me."
In rain, walking past her: "Here, have some coverage…" (walk faster than her so you start passing her by) "Aww look, you walk too slow, and now you're getting rained on again!"
"Hey, where do you think you're going?" (to X) "Is THAT where you're going? You have to have greater goals in life!"
Girl ignores your opener and keeps walking: "What, did my good looks really scare you away that badly?"
"I bet you think you're hot shit." (for the really hard-ass/ hot bitches who ignore you)
A couple general C&F openers:
"I realize you're probably shy because you get no attention from men whatsoever, so I decided to come over and pay attention to you"
"You're KINDA hot. Are you friendly?"
" Hey, you're kinda cute for a short girl"
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