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furiousracer313
PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 6:53 pm 
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So I am really in love with blonde chicks, and i had the idea of opening them with a blonde joke. Like this one:

"So what do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them, but never see them."

So thats the joke, but I want to some how put it into an opener, any ideas how? And if you have any good openers to use on blondes, please post them. :)
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Here's how you do it.

Don't do it.

Pick up lines/ line jokes aren't funny/ won't get you laid.

"What do you call a (insert penis here) ?"

"A bellend!"

"Hahahaha (laughs to himself)"

*Girls stare -.-...*

"WAHHHHHH *guy cries*"

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Here's how you do it.

Don't do it.

Pick up lines/ line jokes aren't funny/ won't get you laid.

"What do you call a (insert penis here) ?"

"A bellend!"

"Hahahaha (laughs to himself)"

*Girls stare -.-...*

"WAHHHHHH *guy cries*"
It's you and what you represent. The joke is meaningless.

Whether that is a joke, an opinion opener, a decleration of sexual interest or just "hi, my name is..... you are?"

The words mean nothing, zilch, nada... when compared to the guy saying them and what he represents, because that means everything!

Lines are useless unless YOU are hot and socially savvy.

Last I checked..... chicks fuck guys, not words.

And I've found that to be the best way to view it :P
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This reminds me of the post in the newbie section "how do you game black chicks" or something..

You approach her like all other chicks my man, it doesnt matter if she is blond, brunette or has a blue tail. Don't use canned shit, just approach with serious amounts of confidence!

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For an opener how about: "So did you start having more fun when you started dying your hair?"
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You're a blond interesting ; is it true what the say about blondes?
HB: what?
You: That you guys are spontaneous and fun
HB: YEA
You: Let's find out

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I not sure of what I´m about to say, but u ppl be the judges:

instead of using the joke itself for an opener, use the idea of the joke. for instance

-Hi whats up? listen I need your help. I have a girl friend, who´s a believer of that "blondes are stupid" shit. would you care to prove her wrong?

Idk how to follow it cause it just came from nowhere.. just an example. Hope it helps man

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