| well i was going at last night and try to open up some girls ( neat type of girls ).
here are some openers that turned out badly , still i needed to control the frame and leave my ego intact lol
me : hey do you got a minute- i got a question
she : sure
Me: do you know a coffeeshop( i live in the netherlands) nearby, im kinda lost ?
she : no , actually not.
me : so your lost as well ( they saw it like '' oh you use to '' context lol )
she : ok bye
me : have fun tonight
she : fuck you
me : ok thats ok with me , so you give me your number ?
she : just fuckin* die already
me : your way too nice for me bye
at this point her bipolair boyfriend came along and threw his cheap ass nokia to my head lol so i left for sure.
set 2 ( moving - cycling ) massive tease and DLV even at opening lol, this is what happens when you don't work around the cockblockers lol.
she : so im going with daniel he is so hard to get
me - intervening passing by : yeah good plan im sure you can ''pull''''pull'' it off
she : what do you mean
me : you drank too much , i almost smell the alcohol a metre away.
she : so you didn't drink or are you anti social ?
me : guess
she : i think both
me : then i guess kin seeks kin, im afraid we don't fit together.
her Gfriend : look what do you want .
me : you looked bored so i thought maybe we can talk during our way.
she : wtf bored , how about i jump onto the back of your bike and fuck you up ( she meant riding my dick context) lets see if your bored after tonight.
me : thats fine with me
4 of her girlfriends were massively cock blocking and i was sure they were trying to push me off my bike.
me : whoa hand home ladies not everyone wants to touch my hair, hands of the merchandise.
they : go fucking wash ur hair u fucking bum
me : only if you soap it but your only after sex so im leaving bye.
at this point THEY FCUKING FOLLOWED me to my home lol , they were follwing me for about 30 mins. don't make wrong people angry lol, the girl i was chasing still like me tho hahaha .
this was my worst opener for a HB9 lol
me : hey il bet you are a very nice and maybe a good looking person , but right now you look like shit - how about i buy you another beer.
she agreed and tried to throw the beer in my face but i dodged and she totally owned some stranger (he was standing behind me )
buying a beer won't make peace lol.
THIS ONE WORKS
i was sitting at a table with some friends an a guy asked if he could borrow a chair , i said my friends was going to toilet but he is using that chair.
me : for 5 buck or 1 beer you can have that chair
he bought me a beer, some other guy didn't do it but he laughed about and later on i opened his set.
girl going to the toilet , i opened the door to the man toilets
me : im holding it open for you
she : middlefinger
me to people around : damn everyone likes me, everytime im nice they are giving me signs that they want to fuck me.
this one almost got me into a fight , the guy was aggresive but i didn't notice.
me to him : hey look your very drunk , how about i help/
he : help at what , buying me drinks ?
me : yeah only if you buy me first
he : i hardly call that help.
me : look im sure you can't drive right now
he : yeah im fucking lame im totally lost
me : how about i bring your girlfriend to her house, i mean its fucking irrisponsible to go out with your GF and drink like a vacuum hose.
his girlfriend was laughing her ass off and i was giving her signs it was meant in a funny way, he felt like i did try to snatch his girl (lol)
at this point he started pushing me the bouncer came in and i walked away, being sarcastic is fun
these are my weirdest openers that night
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