Ok, I recently went to corfu on holiday with some guy mates, and had an awesome time, but on day 2 I got drunk, started running about asking were the beach was and broke my ankle. Not fun. But it gave me an awesome Idea for an opener/C+F story.
Basically, you need some sort of cast, or bandaged limb to pull it off.
So I messed my ankle up, and had it banaged up with some support. So I'd walk upto a girl or group of girls, and would be like, "Hey, dont you think they should warn you more about sharks being close by(you can use this even if your not near a beach, just say u just got back from X holiday), and they'll be like "what do you mean". Then you look down at your foot/hand/wrist whatever, and be like, I was just lying on a lilo/dingey and a shark came and bit me, sound pretty serious at this point.
Then they'll be like "seriously?" and laugh abit, and say " yeah of course, would I lie to you" and give a cheeky smile. Then you'll get a "Bullshit your lying" jokey response, and then say, "Oh well you got me, its just the actual storys much less interesting" they'll ask you to tell them, with a bit of reluctance on your end, you agree. Then make them promise not to tell anyone, because its "abit embarrassing". Then tell them about how you where saving orphans from a burning fire, and a bear came and started fighting you, and say "but please dont tell anyone, i just don't like being labelled a hero" and they'll laugh, and your in
I used this like 15-20 times on holiday and had 100% success rate, got numbers, K Closes in bars and nightclubs. Also used it when I got back and they love it her too, its just funny and something you can keep referring to if the convo's going stale.
Also I used this with a wing, and included him in the joke, saying how he wrestled the shark for me, and then he brought up the orphans and it just really worked a treat. If your lucky enough to have a cast or something similar give it a try and tell me how it goes.