Went for medical checkup yesterday. Saw this optician, a HB7. And yes, i will be going back for another review. Although, it does not make sense for me to pick her up (age difference), i thought i would take this as an opportunity to polish and brush up my skills. Here is what i intend to say.
ME: Hey i've got a quick question regarding my eye
HB: What?
ME: Does looking at pretty ladies deteriorate my eye sight
HB: (I couldn't predict a reply for this)
ME: Then i think i would need a new specs
HB: Why?
ME: Aft looking at you, I think my degree just increased
HB: (expected to laugh)
Please check on the lines and give comments as to how I am suppose to deliver it. That's all i can think for now... Usually after such an opener, how would you continue? Thanks in advance!