Don't know has someone come up with this opener before. They probably have and if so I didn't steal it but rather brainstormed it.

Anyway give me some feedback, it hasn't been field tested yet

Tav: (to target) "Why are all ye black haired woman crazy/strange/ obsessed"? (you can use whatever coloured hair your target is or eye colour or whatever)
HB: "what do you mean"?

Tav:"I'm being stalked by 4 black haired girls at the mo. One followed me here"

What do you gentlemen think? I think its a good neg/opener and dhv. And you can neg more from there.
Anyway give me some feedback!

Tav

it sounds good, you will get their attention with that opener... what you have to work on is the follow up! the DHV story, routines, and just test it... to find out the best followings you have to test it. but the opener itself, is good to me!