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| xcyte | PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:51 am | |
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Posts: 23 | | Thought of a pretty cool opener for the first day of classes. Field-tested once.
English class, HB8 sittin alone.
I sit directly next to her, and say
Me: Peanut Butter or Jelly?
HB: umm.... what?
Me: peanut butter or jelly!?
HB: jelly.
Me: okay il be peanut butter, we are friends now okay?
HB: hahaha okay! whats your name?
Pretty sweet opener, and conversation leads to what happened to my nose, because there is a big ugly bandaid on it from a cut.
HB: What happened to your nose?
Me: what are you talkin about?
HB: well theres a bandaid on it..
Me: oh, well i wore it cuz i thought it looked awesome. dont you think?
HB: haha yea it looks cute!
Me: yea i saw it at walgreens and they were all out of the SPAM kind so i had to settle for these.
She was crackin up at the end of this, the PB&J opener opened her up really well.
Tell me what you guys think!
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| Fireworks | PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:27 pm | |
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Posts: 33 | | That sounds awesome, I might just use it soon. I start school on the 20th.
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| Gifted1ne | PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:40 pm | |
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Location: Colorado | | I start school the 20th as well I am to dreading leaving already bored as hell at home
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| YoungGun79 | PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:30 am | |
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Posts: 6 | | omg i love this one, it could be used in many situations and its so simple, its genius!
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| Vinci | PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:42 am | |
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Location: Connecticut | | lol hahah I like the first one. Not too direct but it sends your message across. I gotta field test that lmao.
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