Came up with this yesterday, basically the other guitarist in my band has just for some bizarre reason had the sides of his head shaved, therefore giving him a mullet (search google images if you are unfamiliar), so going full-on MM style opinion opener.
"Hey guys I need a female view on something, what do you think of guys who have a mullet?"
They give their answer blah blah blah, then when they ask why "Oh because the guitarist in my band just had his hair shaved into a mullet and we all thought it was kinda weird". Got my DHV in there with the band and in an ideal world they'll start asking me about the band.
Obviously if you were to use this you don't have to say about being in a band, just swap that out for a DHV of your own.

What do you reckon chaps?

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Yeah, not bad. A mullet is also a type of fish.

I was thinking about that, I should probably change it a little so I make it clear I'm talking about the hair cut.

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Ha, I don't think so, I was just being a smartarse. If you ask
"Hey guys I need a female view on something, what do you think of guys who have a mullet?"
you might get an answer like
a) They look awful/great
b) The haircut or the fish?
c) What's a mullet?

An HB giving the c) answer, avoid...