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| Marlow | PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:21 am | |
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Location: Georgetown, Grand Cayman | | I have used this opener countless times both in facebook conversations as well as at bars. It's just about bulletproof:
ME: You guys see that girl fight outside?
HB(s): BlahBlah
ME: It was hilarious...they were pulling each others hair and one girls boob popped out...all over some guy named Jeb. He had a handlebar mustache, beer gut, Grateful Dead T-Shirt, said he manages a Wendy's. I figured that he was your boyfriend.
HB: BlahBlahBlah
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| greenhorn | PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:31 am | |
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Posts: 41 | | I've used this as well, but minus the Jeb thing. The girl fight opener is pretty solid, unless someone is there who was like "I was just outside and there wasnt a fight."
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