So im at this club here in miami and im walking to go get a drink... i was crossing the dance floor and i see this cute girl dancing by herself. So i look at her and do that whole walking into dance transformation. But i do keep i little distance. I then lean into here and use "If i weren't gay, you would so be mine" opener.... she starts laughing and starts dancing with me.. Im like YES!!!

A lil bit later she wispers:
HB- So weres ur boyfriend
Moi- He he i dont have one....
HB- aww well why not
Moi- cuz im not gay

She gives me a look and does the "dancing fade away" turn and boom... shes gone

What do you guys think?

Lol mate thats so funny

u should have used more openers, but u were great, great temper, it seems that the girls was just stupid, dont know this was just bizzare

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lol yea it was hilarious when it happend... but like i didnt want to keep throwing openers like crazy becaus then it would be to fake...
but like also when your at a club u cant really "talk" to a woman since load music..

I dunno i just need more help with openers

hehe, I haven't actually used that opener, but I think she's supposed to find out that you aren't gay by her self.

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what should i have done differently... girls now a day take u literelly when u say that "Cuz every girl wants a gay friend"..

lol HELP!

Your openner did not really backfire you just did not follow up well. When she asked after your partner, you could have come with lines like:

-I'm actually considering dumping him for you, he can wait at the minute because i'm enjoying your company.

-I want to see what is like with a female partner.

You don't have to be too direct or too honnest. Keep your game tight next time

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Hello Charisma11,

With an opener like this, USE YOUR IMAGINATION, be as creative as possible, she'll love it.

- The story you tell about him will direct the conversation in the way that you want.

Examples

- Oh he's over in IRAQ, he's a _____, blah blah

- This is the first night I'm able to get away from him in 6 months, don't remind me of him.

- He's on a buisness trip, ____ blah blah this that minor chat.

Make sure your telling her these things with a smile on your face, you can tell her any story just leave the possiblility of it being a joke so she's not shocked when your not gay...

JUST REMEMBER: You want to DHV not DLV, and the story you tell should DHV and reflect your personality.

Cheers,

Warden

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By telling the girl that you weren't gay comes across that you are seeking approval and are wanting some action. You should have kept up the act, said that your boyfriend was at home asleep, so youd have to be quiet when you take her home or something. Think about a rockstar, he has nothing to prove, this is sexy to a girl. The rockstar knows he is loved and doesn't seek any approval. I may be wrong but from my view it looks as though it was an approval seeking error