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| 321Jeff | PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:21 pm | |
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Joined: Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:51 am
Posts: 4 | | So i was out with a friend one night and I would have to say all the milfs wanted to get with me... not in a good way either no HBs....
The opener i was thinking is:
me:Hey, do you think your mom would date me?
her:wtf haha?
me:funny story i went out one night with some girls to enjoy the night (this parts bs just got shit faced with friend LOL!) and this lady about my moms age comes over and just lets loose. the girls i went out with told me thats what i get for being so boyishly cute, but come on! does that really mean someone that age should try to make out with me? haha!
her:some kinda reply
me:a reply then introduction
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| AceofSpades07 | PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:23 pm | |
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Joined: Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:51 am
Posts: 315
Location: Chicago, Il | | thisd is pretty good i think it should be dubbed the cougar opener
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