I used this opener last night. "Who did you vote for today?" Some answer given..."who did you vote for?" I answer "I wrote in a name". "Oh really? Who?". "Spongbob Squarepants". Laugh ensues from her. "Did you really?" "Well yeah, he puts kids into a TV coma...I figured he would do the same with adults." Usually another laugh.

If I see IOI, I'll continue. "Ya know, I have a 6 yr old daughter and she masturbates to Spongebob." Another "No way?" "Yeah, it's true...I don't know what his appeal is, but the creators of that cartoon are brilliant. I call the show Spongebob Kid porn." Another laugh. Most women will say "So, your 6 yr old masturbates?" I say "Yup. I encourage her to enjoy herself, but to go do it in private. I want her to grow up to be an uninhibited woman who knows how to enjoy herself, but I also want her to be highly selective about who she enjoys herself with." If the woman wants or has kids, she's usually totally engaged by now. If I still feel like I'm getting IOI, I'll point the conversation more toward adult sex now. "Don't you think it's good for adults to be uninhibited and know how to truly enjoy their sex life?"

Gruuve

as for the vote one its too intrusive. some people NEVER reveal who they voted for because - well - im not sure how it works in the us - but in england some people will kick the shit out of you if you elect someone who they dont like. she may feel intimidated.
and your 6 year old masterbates? erm - slightly sick???? you could say that she fancies him - but a 6 year old masterbating - and you encouraging it - is - erm - to put it nicely, not exactly appealing.

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V1V

I'm gonna have to agree whole heartedly with V1V. You may have success with it but it's probably few and far between

Now that the election has ended you could only use that opener in the next four years