Alright boys st.patties day is tomorrow and its pretty much a guaranteed shitshow slopfest just about everywhere. I'll be headed to the pub night at my college and possibly hitting up some bars downtown with 1-2 wingmen and possibly some wingwomen, just curious what all you guys are up to.

I have a nice fresh green plad dress shirt button up with a black suit cover and vest (probably not rockin those though lmao) and some stupid hat, green necklace and glasses. Gonna see how those go

Any tips, ideas or cool stories regarding St patties day? Don't wanna be an AFC now fellas lets hear em

Easy pickings in a collage town. The McNaughty's will be out in full force.
Hardly a drop of Celtic blood anywhere.

Sometime in the early 1990's, St. Patrick’s day took a cue from Halloween and decided that it was going to be a national holiday for good girls to dress slutty and slutty girls to dress even sluttier. Some blame the alcohol.

I say it just enhances a girls natural sluttyness.

Pay special attention to the redheads, it's after all a Ginger Pride holiday.
Don't drink too much Drunky McDrurnerton! Nothing says St. Patrick’s day like a drunken public brawl.…And the arrest to follow. Sitting in jail covered in your own vomit is for the greenhorns.

Bring beads. Beads = boobs & drunken debauchery.

Toss the shy nice guy shit in the gutter tonight Bro, BOLD*FORWARD*FUN!

High Five, and wink at everything with tits. Whisper in every girls ear, "Lets go shower off all this green!"

Guinness, 'nuff said!

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