Dear Guys,

AFter a lot of shit loads of pain and opening sets I have the perfect opener for you guys that is fukcing funny:

"Hey guys this is (insert the street name here), and I have heard that there was a UFO apparation here. It was a blue ball that actually pulled a man and then vanished. Shit I heard it in facebbook and hence I am here to see it. Looks like you guys have missed it "

They say, " really?"
I say, " Did you guys believe it though, I am just joking"

Watch them GO AHAHAHHAHH , Then you can go into DHV and ultimately get your cock inside the targets pussy.

So how many times did this actually work? I can imagine that half the girls didn't even comprehend it to be honest.

Ahh, Sam...

Still all about the routines...

I'd be shocked if this worked nearly as well as "Hi, I'm Sam" while smiling.

I think that HI one works only on single sets, It just shows direct interest without making the girl earn it!

Hi is not good for me at this point though, you guys can do anything!

For mixed sets who are you guys saying HI , on the street and HOW ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER THE most important question: 'WHY IS THIS GUY HERE?"

I can absolutely say you're wrong. I've proven it many times, myself... And it's a tried, true and tested (over and over and over) simple opener that works better than any other... I'm not the only person here who advocates for simple instead of overly complicated 'gamey' routines and openers either (I think you'd find it's a majority who advocate against them)...

To each his own - but you're going to have better luck in the long run being yourself.

I actually think that is him being himself....

Christ, you are actually a robot.

The thing is with you Sam, is that your progression has to be doubled, not only you have to UNLEARN all that crap in your head, but then start from scratch and to be a bit more clear minded.

You probably don't want to hear it right now, but in few years, you will remember this thread and wish you would of listened.

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+1 (reluctantly).

Sam I've told you the same thing in every thread I've replied to. You say "Good point" or "advice taken" but then you just keep going with these awful lines and routines.

Gotten lucky from any of them yet? (Even if you haven't you'll say you have just to make a point, I'm sure)...

You're not ingesting the advice you're being given by everyone (has anyone actually said these routines are good? I don't think they have).

What happens when you need to actually carry on an unscripted conversation with one of these girls... Once you get past day 1 or day 2? You can only run The Cube so many times.

I would truly love to see you get BETTER instead of continuing to stagnate with these lines and bad routines. The reason we are here is to HELP guys like you, but nothing seems to be sticking and you're unwilling to adapt.

People are going to stop replying to you, dude.

Cool story brah.

I'm quite amused that other people are taking you seriously.

Hey bros,

What I don't get is, how to be myself and attract the girl. What is the step by step process.

Or do i have to keep on doing ball busting push/pull stuff?

Please reply

Ha you're a very subtle troll. You got me

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Me too apparently. Good luck to you, Sammy.

I love you guys and HATE you at the same time........I don't know how to be a natural attractor?