so many alternatives to this one, used it 50 times in tough situations. big sets small sets, and mixed sets. tested on all alcohol providing venues.

"hi can you buy me a monkey/elephant/or any other animal.."

more pua in the same field? - try using different animals, if they ask about it tell them your creating a zoo

my mate uses buy me a monkey, if you buy me three 1 can do you hair, another nails and the last can dress u up.

buy me and elephant... ...would cost about 50,000 beers/coffees... ...have you ever been to africa... ...have you ever riden on an elephant... ...have you ever touched and elephant... ...man you suck!

many more.. (sorry mate called up going sarging heading off bye)

credit goes to spark for this opener.

It sounds ok except the part where u say i can do your hair, ure nails and dress u up. it kinda sounds gay and i would predict any HB9 or HB10 to question you on it. now u can bust her with a neg if she does but why set ureself up. plus its an opener they can answer No. I like sticking with material that allows me to role right into DHV( demonstrating higher value) not setting me up for a possible neg in return. just a thought though. keep me posted on your responses on it cuz ill test it in the field as well.

keep in touch,

_________________
-Desire-

i tend to plow like a mofo, if she says no, (havn't experiance that too much) than i'd say "okay fine, how about a zebra thier really cute and cuddly... still no. gosh you must be poor, how about a coffee... a small one will do" so many ways you can recover.

most people who knows me says i plow extremely well (plus using c&f), i guess that is probably the reason y i don't get those akward slience. i try and get the chick or set talking more than me though.

yea dude that sounds like a cool opener. it would leave a loop and set up for the animal routine later aswell if all goes well. nice one dude.
-peace-

_________________
Black tattoos up and down his arm, aint nothin more dangerous than aboy woth charm - christina aguilera