| I did a few approaches last night
And they all went no where.
I either didn't get past A1 at all;
Or I got into A2 and only got a few IOIs;
Then I just lost all the momentum.
I approach a seated 2-set and ask if I can take a seat for a second, they say yes.
Me:Hey, I've only got a second, then I gotta go find my friends, but I'm having a bit of a moral dilemma. Basically, which grade did girls start being slutty?
Girls:[They laugh, or say it's a random question and deliberate with each other and then answer me.]
Me:Basically, I'm asking because my little brother is middle school and he's just starting really talking to girls. And he's got this one sending him suggestive pictures, doing poses and she sent him a pic or her ass in a g-string! I mean where does a 13 year old even get a g-string?! I told him she probably made it out of shoe laces!
Girls:They laugh, one girl mentions she's got a little sister she's protective of, we talk a little about how kids are 'maturing' faster.
Me: So how do you two know each other?
Girls: About a year, blah blah blah
Me: [Run best friends routine]
Girls: [They kind of liked it, but you could tell they weren't really best friends.]
Me: [Runs the burning man story from MM, except altered to an event I actually went to.] (This story hasn't gone over well in the 4/5 groups I used it on and I'm thinking about dropping it.)
Girls: They didn't really laugh at the end of it
Me: I go on into another concert based story, about a girl I knew from school that I found in the crowd, she was afraid to crowd surf and I told the guy behind her to pick her up and she freaked out. Then when she came back around she wanted to go again.
Girls: This time they laugh more
Me: [Look at the target and signal to her that she's got something in her eye]
Target: Is it make up? [wipes face]
Me: No, it's just an eye crustie.
From there it basically just went into normal conversation and my friend joined in. (Not as a wing man.) and about 10 minutes later they 'had to go to the bathroom'. During that time I asked the target if she believed in 'energy' and if she was spiritual as opposed to religious, she wasn't really biting (Which is rare, but I had been going to a more 'rave' type club and this definitely was not that place.) And then my friend tries to bust me on not really believing in 'spiritual' stuff. (Dick move, but he got me high as shit later, so maybe I'll let it slide for now.)
Another girl I found that night, I got a lot of IOIs and kino, but she left too. (She was already really drunk and it was only 9:30, and she had an abusive boyfriend at home. I wasn't going to take advantage of all that.)
Another -standing- two set.
Me: Little brother routine.
Girls: Go a long with it at first, eventually one is like "You're not really here just to ask us about that are you?"
Me: [Idioti- Instinctive response] Well I was going to ask you for a cigarette.
Girls: [Give me a cigarette]
Me: [Have one of them hold my drink while I light it, neg her for thinking about drinking it. Then I go into the burning man story.]
Girls: Wow, that sounds really weird.
Me: [Talk about the time I saw a bear in the woods on my step dad's property]
*About this time two guys wonder up like they could have been their boyfriends, I continue the story but start talking to one of the guys. 'I was just telling them about the bear I saw' (I didn't want to recap, but up I was able to keep the story going without leaving them in the dark about what I'm talking about.)
Me: Shake hands with the guys and do a little banter, they all seem cool and not possessive. One guy leaves after a minute and I ask the remaining guy and the two girls how they all knew each other. We all just have regular conversation for about 3 minutes and then they all leave.
Anyway, all my approach stories end with 'And then they had to 'go to the bathroom' or they returned to another group. I know a few of the mistakes I made, but I wanted to get some community feed back.
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