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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:44 am 
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First of all,i dont recommend using pickup lines. Remember, those are direct opener. Those shows that you are interested in her. .just at the first minutes which may just fuck up. But you can use them to add fun or if u think you r hot/alpha enough. It can be used if u know she is already interested in you. Anyway, enjoy ;-)
  1. You are so beautiful so that made me forget my pickup lines
  2. Hey,Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk again ?
  3. Excuse me , if I go straight this way. . . .will I be able to reach your heart ?
  4. hellow,I'm a thief and i'm here to steal your heart
  5. I'm new here. Could you give me direction to your home ?
  6. Take a glazos-d . You must be tired. coz, you have been running in my dream all the night .
  7. me: I'm sorry. What 're we talking about ?
    she: we wern't talking.
    me: oh,well. then may we ?
  8. i bet you $20 that u can't turn me on
  9. [start with a serious face]Do I know u ? Coz u just look like my next girlfriend [laugh or smile here ;) ]
  10. [if she rejects u in a flirty way (b careful,this isnt for serious rejects) and say "get lost"] Oh, I'm already lost in u babe ;)
  11. Hey , something is wrong with my cellphone . It doesnt have your cell no. in it ? [make a serious face as u are really at loss. This works for number close ]
  12. There is only thing i wanna change about you is your last name.
  13. people call me saQib[your name here],but you can call me tonight ;)
  14. me: you know, beautiful is my favourite color .
    her: hey, that isn't any color
    me: no, thats the color of your eyes
  15. do u know, wht is this material called ? [grabing your shirt] . .boyfriend.
  16. I bet you $50 that I can kiss those [pointing her lips] without touching them [make a challanging face] .
  17. Kiss me if i'm wrong, but dinosors still exists . Nah ?
  18. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name .
  19. Why dont you surprize your roommate and come to my home tonight ?
  20. me: how are you ?
    her: fine
    me hey, i didn't ask how do you look !
  21. u know , nothing lasts forever. Will you be my nothing ?
  22. what a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine ? [pointing at yourself]
  23. i can tell your future. Wanna see ? [grab her hand and write your numbr. there(warning: you must be alpha to do this )]
  24. Do you have a twin sister or you are the most beautiful girl in the world ?
  25. my friends bt me that i can't talk with the most beautiful girl here . Lets have a drink with their money [b careful. Girls doesnt respect him who pays for them]
  26. me: will you ever sleep with a stranger ?
    her: no way !
    me: then , I'm saQib .[put your name here and do a handshake]
  27. will you touch me so that i can tell my friends that i've touched by my dream-girl/an angel ?
  28. here are 11 angels on the earth. Right now , 8 r playing , 2 r dating and 1 is standing next to me
  29. Your father must be a thief (her:huh !) he must stolen stars from the sky/diamonds from the juwel shop and put them into your eys
  30. hey, I'm confused, which is beautiful ? You ? Or my imagination ?
  31. hey. What are those on your head (touch her head and act as you are cleaning ) . Oh nothing, just your hair . . [best for doing kino in a naughty way ;) ]
  32. I think your heart is nothing but just something like a mirror. Coz i can see me there.
  33. me: you know , water is the most important element of our environment. Do you love water ?
    her: yah.definetely.
    me: oh,then you already love me 70% . Coz, 70% of my body contains water
  34. are you ghosts (her:huh?) then why did my heart started beating fast after seeing you ?
guyz. Thats all I can write today as im feeling so tired. Now your turn. If you have wonderful,ipressive ,clever pickup lines, share here.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:58 pm 
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  1. You are so beautiful so that made me forget my pickup lines
  2. Hey,Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk again ?
  3. Excuse me , if I go straight this way. . . .will I be able to reach your heart ?
  4. hellow,I'm a thief and i'm here to steal your heart
  5. I'm new here. Could you give me direction to your home ?
Saqib mate,

i truely see that your post must have cost you lots of time and typing :)

I also, like you don't like pick-up lines, because that is AFC-behaviour. And I agree a direct approach, instead of indirect approach (i.e. those stupid opinion openers). But I disagree to use these as direct openers, because imho there are cheesy :)

Many of these lines do not convey a dialogue, but it is just you saying this as a statement. When you say this to a girl, the only thing she can do is laugh in an awkward way.

But hey, if it works for you, then it works for you :0


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:43 am 
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But I disagree to use these as direct openers, because imho there are cheesy
Many of these lines do not convey a dialogue, but it is just you saying this as a statement. When you say this to a girl, the only thing she can do is laugh in an awkward way.
But hey, if it works for you, then it works for you :0

Oh. Yah. These are pickup lines not openers. .

Just imagine, you aproached a girl and complimented her in a AFC way. Then what ? She thanks you and kills the conversation . . .
So, i dont use pickup lines as a opener.(I dont know if that works, even for me.) Instead i use them for flirting . And those make them laugh . smetime some of these clever lines develops my value :-P .thats all , don't get me wrong here

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:30 am 
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I personally wouldn't use any of those lines that you have posted. I can't see what effect they would have rather than your target thinking you were just another guy trying to cheese them up. Have you field tested them to see what reaction they get you? If they work for you then by all means use them, but I can't see them get that much of a positive reaction.

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Oh. Yah. These are pickup lines not openers. .
PUAs don't use pick up lines


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 6:22 pm 
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Some people get too caught up in the rules of the game that they forget how to be fun & witty. Not every one of those lines are valid but there are a few that you can use to flirt with a girl you already know. Your flirting will make her laugh if she has a sense of humor, and can also cause her to playfully hit you calling you "asshole" 2 signs that are ioi's and if you get the kino, thats your chance to escalate!

Come on guys lets act like we learned something on how to use game and not just canned routines!!

Good job to the OP.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:35 pm 
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Thank you darkie. You got that what i wanted to express but couldnt ;-) thank you guys for understanding

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:30 am 
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I would only use a few. But still, thanks for the input.

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Yeah, me too. But all of them could be useful


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:39 am 
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First of all,i dont recommend using pickup lines. Remember, those are direct opener. Those shows that you are interested in her. .just at the first minutes which may just fuck up. But you can use them to add fun or if u think you r hot/alpha enough. It can be used if u know she is already interested in you. Anyway, enjoy ;-)
  1. You are so beautiful so that made me forget my pickup lines
  2. Hey,Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk again ?
  3. Excuse me , if I go straight this way. . . .will I be able to reach your heart ?
  4. hellow,I'm a thief and i'm here to steal your heart
  5. I'm new here. Could you give me direction to your home ?
  6. Take a glazos-d . You must be tired. coz, you have been running in my dream all the night .
  7. me: I'm sorry. What 're we talking about ?
    she: we wern't talking.
    me: oh,well. then may we ?
  8. i bet you $20 that u can't turn me on
  9. [start with a serious face]Do I know u ? Coz u just look like my next girlfriend [laugh or smile here ;) ]
  10. [if she rejects u in a flirty way (b careful,this isnt for serious rejects) and say "get lost"] Oh, I'm already lost in u babe ;)
  11. Hey , something is wrong with my cellphone . It doesnt have your cell no. in it ? [make a serious face as u are really at loss. This works for number close ]
  12. There is only thing i wanna change about you is your last name.
  13. people call me saQib[your name here],but you can call me tonight ;)
  14. me: you know, beautiful is my favourite color .
    her: hey, that isn't any color
    me: no, thats the color of your eyes
  15. do u know, wht is this material called ? [grabing your shirt] . .boyfriend.
  16. I bet you $50 that I can kiss those [pointing her lips] without touching them [make a challanging face] .
  17. Kiss me if i'm wrong, but dinosors still exists . Nah ?
  18. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name .
  19. Why dont you surprize your roommate and come to my home tonight ?
  20. me: how are you ?
    her: fine
    me hey, i didn't ask how do you look !
  21. u know , nothing lasts forever. Will you be my nothing ?
  22. what a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine ? [pointing at yourself]
  23. i can tell your future. Wanna see ? [grab her hand and write your numbr. there(warning: you must be alpha to do this )]
  24. Do you have a twin sister or you are the most beautiful girl in the world ?
  25. my friends bt me that i can't talk with the most beautiful girl here . Lets have a drink with their money [b careful. Girls doesnt respect him who pays for them]
  26. me: will you ever sleep with a stranger ?
    her: no way !
    me: then , I'm saQib .[put your name here and do a handshake]
  27. will you touch me so that i can tell my friends that i've touched by my dream-girl/an angel ?
  28. here are 11 angels on the earth. Right now , 8 r playing , 2 r dating and 1 is standing next to me
  29. Your father must be a thief (her:huh !) he must stolen stars from the sky/diamonds from the juwel shop and put them into your eys
  30. hey, I'm confused, which is beautiful ? You ? Or my imagination ?
  31. hey. What are those on your head (touch her head and act as you are cleaning ) . Oh nothing, just your hair . . [best for doing kino in a naughty way ;) ]
  32. I think your heart is nothing but just something like a mirror. Coz i can see me there.
  33. me: you know , water is the most important element of our environment. Do you love water ?
    her: yah.definetely.
    me: oh,then you already love me 70% . Coz, 70% of my body contains water
  34. are you ghosts (her:huh?) then why did my heart started beating fast after seeing you ?
guyz. Thats all I can write today as im feeling so tired. Now your turn. If you have wonderful,ipressive ,clever pickup lines, share here.
Some of these are hilarious!
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u know , nothing lasts forever. Will you be my nothing ?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:08 am 
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any of these would be great for breaking the ice. From my experience, if I can make a girl laugh with my opener the convo tends to go pretty well. My favorite line is
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" Usually gets laughs then i go in with the direct line.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:40 am 
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These are pretty good. Now if only pickup lines worked...


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