i was texting some girls and for each of them i opened with telling them they were in a dream i had last night etc... (it was a real good opener). but all the girls i texted this too answered with : sorry?, what? what are you talking about? etc... i then said oh my bad... wrong person. finally to one of them i then said youre boring. better start being entertaining before i leave you and to the other i said hey wait a minute, your username is making me hesistant to flirt with u . both girls saw my message (i can tell cuz it was a fb message) but neither have answered. please give me advice to get back on track with both girls i feel like i kind of screwed myself over here. (like give me an example of a good text to send to each one now) btw me and the girls i was texting are all in high school.

It's a tough one dude because you insulted the first one by saying she was boring. No girl wants to hear that and then you come over all cocky like she'd better start entertaining you or you'll move onto someone else! What the hell made you say that crap? The second one you also insulted by dissing her username. To get out of it just write 'Sorry .. my dog Barney was txting this grrrreat girl he likes but his paw hit all the wrong buttons. He really fancies himself with the girls because he's a shy little mutt ...no harm done?'

Give it a go dude. You're apologising and using a bit of humour which girls like and it's also quite a sweet txt showing that you care that you went a bit OTT. You're just kinda saying sorry but in a more imaginative way. Good luck, let me know how it goes.