hi guys, i thought i would share last nights openers with you

i was wearing a ugly Christmas jumper, with battery powered LED lights pushed through the knitting, this combination works surprisingly well with the ladies. because you could hardly see the lights when they where turned off no one expects them, it also works better in dark night clubs

but anyway these are a few lines i opened with, cheesy i know

"you know, you really do turn me on" (wait for the face of pure disgust, and then flick your lights on) they usually laugh and then you dance with them.

"im going to brighten up your day" (hit the switch on again, while holding your arms out like a king)

"would you be offended if i flashed at you?" (wait for the answer, its usually a yes) "well im going to do it anyway" (flick lights off - on - off again) then that's when they laugh

also dancing with your lights on draws attention to you, and the girls just love to take photos with you. this was a good starter for me.

last night i pulled about 8 girls, bedded one. i was drunk so i cant remember many more openings i used, but everyone seemed to work

i would love for someone to try this as it is the festive season.