Today my sixth form had a 'speed dating' session in which all the upper years (me) and lower years would speak to each other for 90 seconds and then the lower year would move to another table and speak to another upper year. Anyway, I knew that everyone before me would ask about A levels blah blah blah. So I used this opener on the girls

Me:I bet you've been chatting about A-levels with everyone right?
Her: yeah!
Me: so I'm gonna switch it up, Cats or Dogs?

Everyone had an opinion. so no awkward-ness

Then I would ask this

You have a choice: Either you have a vagina on each elbow and knee, or you have no vag, and instead of where you vag usually is... you have an elbow.

I thought everyone would be weirded out (partly why I did it), but if you go through the options with them you can build rapport really quickly! so I would say stuff like:

Me: So no Vagina??? That Would be Awful, think of all the good times you could have with that thing

or

Me: But imagine trying to write with vagina's for elbows, you would be sliding all over the place!

Anyway I wanted your opinion, is this a good first impression?
Will they think of me as just silly? Or will they associate me with having 5 Vagina's?
Could I of worded it better or do you know any examples of similar questions I could of asked?

Prurient conversations are not good when you first meet a women, especially if she hasn't given you any IOIs and isn't a slut. I would replace vag with something less sexual.

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I know, it's bizarre! But it worked! Ive got 'dates' this weekend with two!
I think it's because it shows confidence if you can go straight up to someone you barely know and ask a question like that to them.

Then again it could be that puaninja is right, and they are both sluts!

Only time will tell...