| Hey guys,
I'm about to transfer from a community college to a university in about a month. I have a genius opener (well, genius to me at least). On the first day, or the first couple of days while everyone is still new-ish I plan on using this opener.
I'm going to walk around campus and when I see a girl that I want to get to know, I'm gonna raise my arms up from a distance, not like a scary big foot, but like a "OMG IT'S BEEN SO LONG! HEY!" Type of arm raise, and I'm going to yell out something like: "HEY! How have you been?! It's been so long!" and I expect the openings to go something like this:
Me: "HEY! How have you been?! It's been so long! *hug*" [In a "non-creepy" way]
Her: "Hey! I've been good. How about you?" / "Hey! Where do I know you from?" / "Uhmm... Do I know you?!"
Me: "I'm just messing with ya. You don't know me yet (emphasis on yet). What's your name?" [Unless of course, they play along.]
Her: "Yet?!" / "Jennifer, what about you?" (I don't think anyone with a rude first reaction would still be keeping it up at this point unless they're having a really bad day. What do you think?)
Me: [If she gives the "Yet" response]: "Oh, so you want me to guess your name? You look like a jessica. Am I close?"
[I plan to completely ignore the "yet". Even if she includes it with her name. If she gives her name and asks mine I would say, with a straight face, something like]:
Me: "My name is Clark... But my lady friends like to call me Superman."
[If you don't get it, Superman's name is Clark Kent. A lot of females won't get this at first, but it seems fun to play around with when you get into the conversation and you tell her that's not really your name.]
[Last but not least, if she tells you her name, but doesn't ask for yours. I would probably say something like:]
"Sarah?! You look a lot more like a Jessica to me. I'll just call you Jane."
Her: [A million responses for her to give here, but the conversation is already started so it should be easy for it to keep going in the right direction.]
I'm planning on using this for the first week. I should meet enough people from this alone to the point where I never have to actually go out and look for girls again because I can just meet the girls friends' that I met with this opener.
The only problem I see with this, and hopefully you guys will shed some light and share your opinion on this problem, is that I'll be a Sophomore in college, and some of these people may have attended the school the year before. So there's a possibility that I open two girls, with the same opener, that are close friends or that will meet during the year. And you all know females, when they sit down together, "Well how did you two meet?" ... "Really?! ME TOO!" That's what I want to avoid, but no girl is gonna keep the story of how some random guy came up to them like they've known each other for years, to themselves. Should I limit this opener to just a few girls? The university has about 8,000 people if I had to guess. It's not huge but it's not really small either. _________________ Quote: "I am Brad Pitt. I am Brad Pitt. Yes I am . . . And you pretty girls are dirty little whores. Yes you are. Yes you are. . . "
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