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| jiggleben | PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:12 pm | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum |  | Joined: Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:38 am Posts: 6 | | here it goes:
me: hey! have you ever had a shake with no milk?
target: no...
now you go to shake hands and when you do say, "no milk"
after you shake hands and make your target laugh introduce yourself.
me: my name is steve. what's your name?
nearly everyone i opened with this line laughed. _________________ "Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win."
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War
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| needlz | PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:49 am | |
| Offline | | Member of MPUA Forum | Joined: Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:19 pm Posts: 175 |
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| GWhizz | PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:40 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Addict | Joined: Sun Feb 13, 2011 3:25 pm Posts: 219 | | AAAH hahaha
never heard that one, nice and funny.
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