one of my fave that works wonders for me is...

''can i ask you a serious question? (sure) ... does my hair make me look like shaggy from scooby doo... *always gets a laugh and its easy to carry on chatting.. everyone loves scooby doo lol.

Dude that is awesome. Pick-up aside I think that would be great fun to open with just for shits and giggles.

Approach a set of girls...
You: I can only stay for a minute but i was wondering if you could help me with something. My friend is back in town from college and before he left he had a serious gf who he later found out cheated on him. They were in love and dated for over a year
Them: They usually ask how many times she cheated
You: Pick a number.. I usually do 1-3, and then add she lied about it for half of the relationship
You: And now hes back in town and he's trying to talk to her again, do you think he should try working it out ?
Them: Blah blah blah
You: Would you girls do that? would you cheat on your bf
Them: usually gonna say no


Then from there you can work it how ever you like..


criticism is much appreciated..