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| Kotel | PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:48 pm | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Thu Jan 09, 2014 2:05 pm Posts: 1 | | Greetings guys!
I came to once a lifetime opportunity. In our city will soon be held elections and top candidate from major political party looks exactly like me. He is completely new unknown face due to few recent scandals.
I didn´t even noticed at first, until one female friend pointed it out. I thought if she thinks he is my doppelganger, then other girls can too.
That man is everywhere on billboards, benches, buses, etc. It is not too hard to find a good place to stand next to one of those beauties with lots of hotties around.
Early field tests went well. I used basic lines like "Hi, don't you think I should have used different shirt? (+glance towards photo)" or "Do you think that shirt makes me fat? Maybe I should start exercise."
It worked on 3/7 girls so far. One of them pointed out I got different color of eyes. I wonder how many will notice this.
Those billboards will be there for about two more weeks. I feel like there is a room for better lines, but I don't have any more ideas right now. This opportunity needs to be taken to the MAX!
What will you guys do if you were me?
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| Stenic1 | PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 9:52 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Zealot | Joined: Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:32 pm Posts: 388 | | I would be myself nothing wrong with being yourself instead of an impersonator.
Plus 3/7 isnt a very consistant number.
Be yourself and joke at how he looks like you, 'do you think that politician dude looks like me? or am i much better looking? my mum tells me im better looking.'
upto yourself _________________ You can fail all your life but still achieve more than those who did not try.
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