Hey everyone,

I've been using this all week and so far I have five numbers. Most of my friends are still in school so the group that I hang out with is quite young which led to a cocky-funny opener.

I walk out crossing the road to the girl while my friends are at the bus stop.

Me: Hey, sorry to interrupt you but I need a woman's opinion and you look like a girl.
HB: I do...
Me: The juries still out on that...
HB: (laughs) Well
Me: I swear I'm not hitting on you... I'm way too old for you. {I look young, about 20 and she seems about 30}
HB:(laughs)
Me: Not that I wouldn't hit on you... {Thanks to Sasha daygame's empty bus routine for this next line}
Me: Okay, now I feel guilty like I have to hit on you a little bit so you don't think there's something wrong with you.
HB:(laughs) {IOI}
Me:My bus is in 10 minutes so I need to make this quick, It's my ex's birthday and I set her up with my best friend- we ended on good terms- in a week. What should I get her?
HB: Blah Blah Blah {IOI number 2, she asks me questions}

My problem with this routine is that I feel can't continue via text unless I escalate during the first meeting.

Have fun with this!

Sherlock

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