Hey guys,
I'm new to this forum, I actually used to use love systems forums but it is much more active here. I am pretty experienced.

Anyways, I read in The Game by Neil Strauss a funny line that said
"Openner doesn't matter, a fart or a grunt will work"
So, as a joke with my buddy, I stood in front of an HB9 and HB8 and farted, extremely loud at the mall while i pretended to look into the store windows...

Moscow: FART!!!! Loud and rubbery sounding
Moscow: "WTF?! (Act like im startled) did you just fart?"
HB9: Laughing her ass off "no it was you!!"
Moscow: "Disgusting you girls need some manners. Was that like your mating call for me?"
HB8: laughing "yea, we thought youd like it"
Moscow: "gee, hun, you know you coulda just tapped me on the shoulder. But i'll give you a 10 for creativity."
HB9: "laughing "yur crazy!"
Moscow: "what are yur names? Yur fart failed to turn me off."

Blah blah blah, number close.
End up having sex with the 8 the next day at my house.

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When you do the right thing, you will be shocked at the things that will happen in return. When you do the right thing, it always comes back.

Wow. Speechless.

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Before she can respect you, you need to respect yourself.

Me 2 Idk what to say.

it's pretty funny. My sister is what most of you would consider a 10 and for whatever reason, even at 28 years old, she thinks talk about fart and doodoo is funny and always has even when she was a kid

If what he is quoting is exact though, the girls took control of the situation in the beginning and likely recognized he had his routine memorized

OMG! I just read that and I found it hilarious! Honestly idk if I can pull that off.

How bad did it stink though, if you don't mind me asking?

HAHA!!!!!

Moscow, my man, you are a HERO!!!!

See guys ? When you run out of things to say... Just fart haha

I actually got a minor hot flash a few seconds into talking to them because i realized my farts usually smell like eggs and pumpkin. The girls were laughing so hard at first I feel like they must have inhaled everything into their lungs before the smell kicked in.

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When you do the right thing, you will be shocked at the things that will happen in return. When you do the right thing, it always comes back.

The quotes were roughly like that. Good point though, it did sound memorized.

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When you do the right thing, you will be shocked at the things that will happen in return. When you do the right thing, it always comes back.