Hey guys, kinda came up with this on the spot, haven't field tested it though... maybe this weekend! Not sure if there's any that are similar or not, but any feedback to make it better would be great.

This one I think would work best for approaching a set by a table or by the bar.

Me: OMG girls/guys, I really need your help. I came up to you guys because you look fun, are you guys?
Them: Yes/Sure, what's up?
***IF a girl in the group shit test's here and says NO WE AREN'T, look at her and say "Really? Out of all of you, you looked the funnest! Then continue***
Me: I went up and introduced myself to a girl, and we really hit it off! She was really cute and seemed really nice at the beginning but it turns out she's completely psycho and won't leave me alone. I can't look behind me because I think she's watching me. So here's whats gonna happen... you guys are gonna help me, and we'll make a game out of this. You guys in? I'll take the lead.
Them: For sure!
Me: Okay, I'm gonna shake your hand, and you're gonna smile okay? (MUST SAY THIS TO THE ONE YOU'RE INTERESTED IN)
Her: Okay *shakes hand*
Me: OMG, you have such small hands/long fingers haha
*Now look at another girl in the group*
Me: Now, you have to hug me and let me take your hands, and I'm going to switch spots with you okay so I can look towards her direction and see if she's still there (This will reposition them to face you, as if they're the outsiders... this also causes the girl you want to think why did he shake my hand and neg me, and hug my friend?)
Her: Okay!
Me: Sweet... Now I'm going to move my hands in a funny way, but really I'm just going to talk jibberish... God this is hilarious, you girls aren't doing too bad! Now, I want you to graze my shoulder and I'm gonna smile... go! (To the same girl you hugged)
Her: *Grazes shoulder*
* Here is where you look into the crowd.
Me: Okay, I don't think I see her anymore... I think she might be gone! Crisis averted... thanks kiddos, how hilarious was that!
* Here you begin to turn around towards the bar/away from table take a step or two and then look back
Me: Btw, I never got your guys' names... my name's _______. You guys must be great liars all the time (looking at your target)

**NOW IF YOU HAVE A WING, HE SHOULD COME IN SLOWLY WHEN HE SEES YOU MOVING YOUR HANDS**
Wing: Dude, the girl got up and left! She looked so pissed, so I watched where she was going just in case she wanted to go follow you, turns out she left the club! Sweet job man
Me: Damn, dodged a bullet. She was crazy wasn't she?
Wing: Yeah man, let's grab a drink...
Me: Crisis averted... thanks kiddos, how hilarious was that! (Looking at the girls)
* Begin to turn around towards the bar/away from table take a step or two and then look back
Me: Btw, I never got your guys' names... my name's _______. You guys must be great liars all the time (looking at your target)

Interesting, this could work. I would also throw a neg after the liars part - or a bit after this opener and kinda cocky/funny say "I hope you girls dont turn out to be psychos too," or at least towards the target.

I wouldn't throw so much enthusiasm at this though, remember you are supposed to be "worried" for your life haha.

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I think this could work very well. Its all how you play it off. I wouldnt say you need to act that worried, your just "trying to get away from a girl" and using a set to do it. If you're a good conversationalist i think this would work for you. Ill try it tonight and let you know how it works.

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I'll be trying this out as well, I'll let you guys know the result!