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| ThaPapa | PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:29 am | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Sat May 14, 2011 6:19 pm Posts: 22 | | I was wondering what the top 3 shit tests were when you are either approaching girls or after you get the number.
I picked 3 because the best things come in 3s. duh.
Anyway if you got a top 3 let hear it.
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| Heartnet | PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 5:45 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Zealot |  | Joined: Sat Apr 21, 2012 4:02 am Posts: 346 | | 1-I got a BF
2-Who the F*** are you/ Do I know you?
3-I need to go back to my friends, they need me.
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| ThaPapa | PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:29 pm | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Sat May 14, 2011 6:19 pm Posts: 22 | | I never get the Do I know you! Who the F*** are you.
I usually get:
I have a boyfriend
The friend comes in and takes her away or intervenes.
I am too old/ you are too young.
Is there a source that has a good counters for these run of the mill shit tests? I started saying for the I am too old you are too young one by asking the girl if she is into baldness, higher body fat %, and decreased libido.
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| Warmth | PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:41 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Zealot |  | Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:20 pm Posts: 312 | | You´re such a player.
You´re just a rich boy
And girl just being generally nonreactive _________________ No matter what, I must live without regret
Life is good
Live it for yourself
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| Jdelta0022 | PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:00 pm | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:16 pm Posts: 24 | | I usually get the "you're too young" (I'm 24, they're usually 27+)
So if I can tell they're going to have an age issue I start it off by saying something along the lines of "this will never work... I don't usually date girls that young"
Then proceed to tell them you date girls 1 year more than however old they are because in your experience they "have their shit together" which you like since you have yours figured out too.
I had a girl that didn't believe me so I had my buddy come in and mention my ex when I asked about the "type of girls I like"
His response was "you mean "name"... The 29 yo ER doctor?" Which was similar to my ex... Who was 28 in med school... Then I did a take away with her. Made her seem immature
"Well, when you mature past this little number thing come find me" and walk off
Saw her later as she was leaving, while I was in a other set of women, made a small neg (called her the wrong name, which was part of how I opened. I thought she was a girl I dated in the past) . She came over and immediately took my phone. Put her number in and said next time I was out there to call her.
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| mAkon | PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 4:02 pm | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum |  | Joined: Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:11 pm Posts: 18 Location: mass | | I found the best way to deal with the older woman was to turn the table nd make it about her being insecure about her age not me.
I don remember where I read this but tried it and worked like a charm.
We were talking and after I made her guess my age she said I was to young (I'm 25, she looked to b around 30) she started to wounder off to the side, I replied "if you have a problem if YOUR age thats a falt on your end not mine"
She imediatly came back nd restarted to conversation, and we nvr went bak to the age topic.
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| Heywood Jablowme | PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:28 pm | |
| Offline | | King Among Mortals |  | Joined: Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:36 pm Posts: 7592 Location: United States | | Typically many feel "I have a boyfriend" is number one, but if your still in the set, THEY DON'T.
I listed what I believe are three of their favorite cock blockers.
All recoverable with key circumvention.
1. "This is not a date"
2. "I'm not going to sleep with you"
3. "I don't know you well enough yet" _________________ They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
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