Hey, can anyone throw out a couple of canned openers for me? Just things that have worked or else are just downright hilarious.

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Try the sticky in here. Also there's some brilliant stuff in a sticky in Routines that could potentially be used as an opener.

I personally like the silent opener, where you walk up to a girl and just look at her with a bit of a cheeky smile. Depending on how she reacts you can like take her hand or something and let her be the one breaking the silence, not you. Gotta say I haven't tried that one in day-game though. Day-game I usually go for situational shit, seems to work best for me, like in a Subway I'd say something like "Ooh I wouldn't take that if I were you" in a serious tone with a very big smile on my face.